You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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