Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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