People in love make me want to vomit
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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