im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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