I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He better not be in your backpack
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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