It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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