I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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