This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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