just come out here and I will go home with you...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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