Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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