the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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