The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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