My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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