So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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