I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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