hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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