well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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