I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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