btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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