Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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