Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
