is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You were trust falling into bushes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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