mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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