His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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