I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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