I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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