Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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