Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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