doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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