What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
