how can u be prego again
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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