You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We left the knife in your bed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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