Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
