his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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