I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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