i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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