fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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