He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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