Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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