its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Randomize
