8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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