he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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