Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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