yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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