you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
