You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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