I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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