you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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