And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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