do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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