singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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