Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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