She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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