yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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